University Suckers

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Jesus, Man

Through Christian Pwnage, I've learned of a slightly funny and ridiculous story of a UCF student who "stole" the eucharist from Roman Catholic mass one evening. What really brings out the hilarity, is that the student, Webster Cook, received death threats because of this.
"We don’t know 100% what Mr. Cooks motivation was,” said Susan Fani a spokesperson with the local Catholic diocese. “However, if anything were to qualify as a hate crime, to us this seems like this might be it.”

We just expect the University to take this seriously,” she added “To send a message to not just Mr. Cook but the whole community that this kind of really complete sacrilege will not be tolerated.”[]

A hate crime? Jesus, man. It's a freaking cracker...calm down.

Imagine what the "message" would have been for Cook if the church led the state like back in the Dark Ages!