They Probably Needed A Bigger Animal

-I found this news story pretty funny. Observe:

According to the Reuters news agency: "At least 1,413 people - referred to as 'amateur butchers' by the Turkish media - were treated at hospitals across the country, most suffering cuts to their hands and legs, the Anatolia news agency reported."

I was troubled by that number of 1,413.

It's just for the reported hospital admissions, only for Turkey and only for the first day. Around the globe, how many injuries or fatalities - reported or not - were there of Muslims trying to off an unsuspecting moo cow?[Source:http://tinyurl.com/ydorpq]

-Even though the article itself has a non-serious slant it's still worth reading.